Failed astrophysicist turned creative technologist. Hyperpolyglot just to surprise people mid-conversation. Graduated early at 16 and had no idea what to do with my life. I threw myself into astrophysics, then cybersecurity, then psychology, then graphic design, before finding my true calling as the mad scientist of tech. The signs were there early. I have photos of myself operating a Dell GX110 with my toes at age 3. Whether it's the laws of the universe, the human psyche, or if my cats knock their food off the shelf to manipulate me, I need to know how things work.